"As Slater’s competitiveness has fizzled, his narcissism has been lit like a flare," writes JP Currie.
And more bold bets for MEO Rip Curl Portugal Pro! (Wilko at 30-1 to make the final, for instance.)
Surfing, writes Scottish punter, is a gambler's dream…
Was the Founders Cup a fitting or sad end to Kelly Slater's illustrious career?
I like them like Conner Coffin likes lesbian haircuts!
Surfing's ultimate sell-out?
Bookies lecturing me about “good faith”. Get fucked.
Secret surfboards help my relationships flourish!
You’d struggle to design a better platform. No other sport is so relentlessly, plausibly unpredictable.